Grab a copy of the new full length from everyone's favourite queerdos, Middle-Aged Queers!
‘Greatest Hits’ is a collection of cover songs that showcase the band's diverse influences. You'll get covers of Mazzy Star's "Fade Into You", AFI's "I Wanna Mohawk", Taylor Swift's "Anti-Hero" and many more.
This is a pre-order for the record, which comes in Green and Purple vinyl.
Releases 1st May 2026 and ships asap when we get them.

Shaun Osburn: Vocals, Bass, Whistles
Nikki Pretti: Drums, Vocals
Fureigh: Guitars, Vocals, Tambourine, Shakers
Josh Levine: Bass, Vocals

Cover design: Dominic Davi
Layout: Shaun Osburn
 
“In a move that can only be described as wholly unnecessary, Oakland's beloved LGBTQ+ punk band, Middle-Aged Queers, is excited to announce their unanticipated covers album titled "Greatest Hits." The album is a shameless homage to the '80s, '90s, and beyond. Think of it as a mixtape from a friend who happens to be a band that recorded it for you instead of dubbing it. 12inch colour vinyl record with a fancy letterpress cover!”
 
Tracklist:
1, Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
2, We Care A Lot - Faith No More
3, I Wanna Mohawk - Abuncha Fucking Idiots
4, Fade Into You - Mazzy Star
5, Keep On Living - Le Tigre
6, Little Things - Bush
7, Fist Fuck - Dr Know
8, Ha Ha Ha - Flipper
9, Spongebob Square Pants - Korn
10, I Wanna Mohawk (Live at Cafe Colonnial)
 
This is a pre-order for the labum - we will ship it asap, with extra goodies.